Aspirational Slut

We meet Rosemary lying on the floor of her house, sobbing. Heartbroken. The doorbell rings. It’s a Pizza Delivery Guy. Rosemary can’t stop crying. She wants love, but it never works out. Fortunately for Rosemary, this Pizza Delivery Guy has the answer: forget about love and focus on wild random sex for once in her life. We cut to a fun slut-training montage where Pizza Delivery Guy teaches Rosemary his skanky ways and Rosemary learns to …